Guild recruitment notice: We are currently looking to recruit more black characters. We can no longer afford to ignore your innate STR and AGI bonuses, despite your always being randomly and inexplicibly attacked by town guards. Contact a Mediocrity represenative in-game for membership details.
Time to Be Bad - Complete Guide to Betraying Qeynos and Kelethin
They ran out of patience before I ran out of adjectives.
