Time to be Bad
A complete guide to betraying Cuddly-Snuggles-Fwuffy-Bunny-Land, AKA: Qeynos
Presented by <Mediocrity> of the Antonia Bayle server
Now updated with the Kelethin Betrayal from GU#32!
Hello there. Welcome to
Mediocrity's complete guide to betraying Qeynos. My name is Stugein, and I'd just like
to take a brief moment to commend you on your decision. By having the courage to move
to Freeport and join the winning team, you are well on your way to actually being
useful and relevant in the world of Norrath.
For those of you who are still mulling it over and who may be on the fence about
betraying your Queen, let me detail some of the reasons we frequently hear about from
past successful revolutionaries.
- If one more person tells you how much Tunare loves all the furry woodland
critters, you are going to stab them in the eyes. Why do druids hate
their eyesight so much?
- While Antonia is indeed hot, frankly the guards are getting suspicious as
to why you spend so much time covered by a long robe in front of her
statues late at night with a really creepy look in your eyes.
- Your racial represenatives are disappointing embarassments, and often #$%@&
pussies. For example:
- Halflings.
- You just realized that you rolled a paladin. You poor, poor bastard.
In any case, if you've gone so far as to research the matter, you probably have your own
reasons and I'm sure they are all excellent. Any reason to get away from those
bunny-lovin' flower-sniffers is a good one.
Good luck, and see you in Freeport!
-Stugein
Say hello our newest revolutionary who we will be following for the course of this guide.
A fresh-faced, intellectual young lad; Imblowinthis Popsiclestand is a conjuror who got sick and tired of
everyone calling the silly little bug pet that follows him around "effeminate". Time to show
them all by sending his pet to the top of the Bad-Ass scale! And how do we do that? Why necromancy,
of course! And since Antonia and the citizens of Qeynos turn their noses up at the thought of utilizing
the dark arts we're off to the City that Never Weeps, the Jewel of the East, where everybody knows
your name and they're always glad ya came...FREEPORT!
Part I: Starting Your Journey
AKA: "People Talk Too Much"
Part II: Becoming an Exile
AKA: "Pissing Off a Bunch of Mages"
Part III: Making Nice with Freeport
AKA: "Look, kids! Big Ben!"
AKA: "Gol M`Tun's bitch."
Part IV: Becoming a Citizen
AKA: "Animal Cruelty"
Special thanks to Mediocrity's own Qualinel and to Tmitka of the Portent Alliance, Antonia Bayle server.
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